Um klar zu sehen, genügt oft ein Wechsel der Blickrichtung.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, eingesandt von Mike

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

anonym

No boys - no sex.
No sex - no children.
No children - no school.
No school - NO PROBLEM!

Julia

ICH FIND DIESE SEITE AFFENMEGAPUPPENGEIL!

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears Giovanni say to Giuseppe:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once a more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said Giovanni. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Uran 32

Ein Dieb ist jemand, der Sachen findet, die andere noch gar nicht verloren haben.

anonym

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking.
When there are clouds in the sky
you'll get by.
If you smile through fear and sorrow..
smile and maybe tomorrow
you'll see the sun comes shining through for you.

Light up your face with gladness.
Hide every trace of sadness.
Although a tear
maybe ever so near...
that's the time you must keep on trying...
smile... what's the use of crying.
You'll see that life is still worthwile
if you just SMILE.

Smile (Song of Charlie Chaplin) eingesandt von Hampi

Wer lügt, hat an die Wahrheit immerhin gedacht.

Sugo

"Es ist schön und entspannend,
so akzeptiert zu werden wie man ist
und nicht irgend etwas vormachen zu müssen oder gar zu lügen."
***GENAU***
DIES IST DER BESTE SPRUCH VON DER AUTORIN DIESER HOMEPAGE - jawohl.
Bitte immer wieder lesen und "verdauen",
Zeichnungen kommen von selbst;
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE...*

DEINE FREUNDIN

Wieso isst Reisi gerne Vollkornprodukte?
Damit wenigstens ihr Magen arbeitet!

Nici (Klein-Reisi)

Wer seinen Teppich richtig verlegt, findet ihn auch wieder.

Kefir